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A witch and her old hubby were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his witch and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad, at the same time."
She replied, "You have the biggest d*** of all your friends".
She replied, "You have the biggest d*** of all your friends".
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Re: Psychology
hahaha
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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She loves the joke, or.....
No, you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know. Sorry I said anything.
No, you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know. Sorry I said anything.
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Re: Psychology
Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).
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Wait a minute.... YOU'RE iHaunt's oft mentioned gf???!?
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I think you two would make a great couple....
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No, I think YOU would make a great partner to him. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. HAHAHAHA
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ummm......I have met a few butch hair cut-wearing, flannel-wearing women that would disagree with youilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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LOL I guess that's true Spooky, I never thought about the gays....
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Ok, guess what my gf said about this stupid joke???
"What a slut! I hope the husband promptly stoned her to death for her infidelity, and then went to live in a cave in Afghanistan."
"What a slut! I hope the husband promptly stoned her to death for her infidelity, and then went to live in a cave in Afghanistan."
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And, the Best!ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Classic...
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Re: Psychology
Not according to our housekeeper...ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.