Tombstone Designs

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Tombstone Designs

Post by Haunt Master » Tue May 20, 2008 12:11 am

I'm looking for funny sayings to put on tombstones. A friend of mine will turn 52 in July and we are making a Cemetery in her honor and all the tombstones will have her name on them, but each will have different saying, you know? I already have "May she rest in pieces" and also, "I told you I was too sick". Any other suggestions would be great. ;)

Thanks for you help! 8)

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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Andybev01 » Wed May 21, 2008 7:51 pm

"Yes, that gun was loaded"
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
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Post by putrid » Tue May 27, 2008 4:46 pm

hey guys watch this!
In the Mouth of Madness (John Carpenter):
"The insane could easily become the majority and you would find yourself locked in a padded cell."

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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Haunt Master » Tue May 27, 2008 5:17 pm

putrid wrote:hey guys watch this!


Is this for tombstone design? I don't think it's good title to put on it.

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Post by Andybev01 » Tue May 27, 2008 5:29 pm

I think it's funny because it could be the lead-up to so many things tha could go wrong.
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Haunt Master » Tue May 27, 2008 6:51 pm

A friend of mine who told me about the tombstone idea and it makes me laugh!


Tombstone design reads:


Stand close and it's scarier than you think!

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:50 pm

Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Andybev01 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:26 pm

"See You Soon, I promise"
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by SpookShowBaby » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:32 pm

We made a small one a few years ago that simply said "Baby" on it with a small rattle . . . most people for the party thought that one was pretty bad. We had some other funny ones, I will have to look into it.
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:03 pm

I saw a gravestone that really does just say BABY.

Pretty sad. :(
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Post by SpookShowBaby » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 am

I guess the real thing is kind of sad . . . ours was a bit more humourous because it was fake and a bit wrong. :?
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Andybev01 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:31 pm

I kinow wat you mean.

I dressed up as a dead Mouse-kateer one halloween. I was Cubby from the original cast with a realistic bullit hole between my eyes and most people at work just didn't get it.
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Post by SpookShowBaby » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:10 pm

That's terrible!!! :lol:
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Post by Andybev01 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:19 pm

THe makeup was very good.
One of the sales people came in my office and actually turned white and gagged.
I gues it was a little too good. :)
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Re: Tombstone Designs

Post by Rising Dead Man » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:57 pm

Hey don't feel bad about making that stone. It was only a fake Halloween stone. :D
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
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