A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does the ghost go on Saturday nite?
A. Anywhere he can boo-gie.
Q. Why do the ghosts go into the bar?
A. For the Boose.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A.
the Casketeria.-
Haunt Master
More Halloween jokes!
Q. Why can't the ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does the ghost go on Saturday nite?
A. Anywhere he can boo-gie.
Q. Why do the ghosts go into the bar?
A. For the Boose.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. the Casketeria.
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does the ghost go on Saturday nite?
A. Anywhere he can boo-gie.
Q. Why do the ghosts go into the bar?
A. For the Boose.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A.
the Casketeria.-
Haunt Master
Re: More Halloween jokes!
Here are more Halloween jokes! 
Q. What kind of make-up do female ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a
Q. What happens when a vampire and a vampiress meet?
A. It was love first bite!
Q. What do you call 2 spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed
Q. Where do most acting werewolves live?
A. In Howllywood, California
Q. What do a little monster call the parents?
A. Mummy and Deady.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. What kind of make-up do female ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a
Q. What happens when a vampire and a vampiress meet?
A. It was love
first bite!Q. What do you call 2 spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed
Q. Where do most acting werewolves live?
A. In Howllywood, California
Q. What do a little monster call the parents?
A. Mummy and Deady.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.