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Post by jessicafox » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:50 am

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

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Post by iHaunt » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:06 pm

Ha ha! I've seen some jokes like that before! Thanks for posting! :)

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Post by Murfreesboro » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:30 pm

I like "Do you believe in people"! :lol:

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Post by iHaunt » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:00 pm

I found this one on other forum... it was funny! :lol:

CRYSTAL LAKE

Area Closed 10 PM - 7 AM
(Except For Fishing)

WARNING!

Underage S-e-x In This Area May Result in Violent And Painful Death At The Hands Of A Horrific Psychopath Or His Loony Mother

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Post by iHaunt » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:46 pm

Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:

This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"

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Post by NeverMore » Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:23 am

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Post by iHaunt » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:14 am

Ha ha! I like that, NM! :lol: Where did you get it? May I get a copy of the image link please? :D Thanks.

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Post by NeverMore » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:16 am

iHaunt wrote:Ha ha! I like that, NM! :lol: Where did you get it? May I get a copy of the image link please? :D Thanks.
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Post by iHaunt » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:09 pm

Thanks a lot, NM!!! :D

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Post by 666daGorehound666 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:37 pm

iHaunt wrote:Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:

This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"

THAT IS A VERY FUNNY REPLY TO YOU!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK TO HIM????

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Post by iHaunt » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:59 pm

Oh, sorry. I didn't have time to say anything to him. So what should I tell back to him? :)

666daGorehound666 wrote:
iHaunt wrote:Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:

This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"

THAT IS A VERY FUNNY REPLY TO YOU!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK TO HIM????

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