The best halloween joke

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The best halloween joke

Post by SlappytheDummy » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:30 pm

Q:What do you call a 154 foot 3 legged, 5 eyed no eared monster?

A: Whatever you want! He has no ears, so he cant hear anything!

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Post by NeverMore » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:37 pm


Bwa haa ha haa!!!

Personally, I still wouldn't take the chance. I'll call him Mister.




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Re: The best halloween joke

Post by Boogeyman » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:03 am

Why would you call him? He can't hear you!!! Secondly, why would you want to draw attention to yourself? Doesn't sound like the best move. :lol:
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.

Henry David Thoreau

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