Luther asks David, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
David says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"
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Warlock and Witch
David, the warlock and Luther were talking one night when David tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlence, the witch got pregnant. Then two years ago you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn 't get pregnant again."
Luther asks David, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
David says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"
Luther asks David, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
David says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"
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heh heh
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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You like this joke?Spookymufu wrote:heh heh
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