Hey nostalgiascape....

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Re: Hey nostalgiascape....

Post by jadewik » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:56 am

Nostalgiascape wrote:Okay Jadewik so here's the deal. I want a secret underground roadway with remote control hidden entrances and exits. Yeah, see. And I want A small Subway resteraunt built under there, just for me. And they must never run out of meatballs. :D
I'd love to help you out there, but I can't legally sign plans. I'm not a PE yet. =)

... and you're also going to need a survey crew to get land data, a geotechnical engineer to do a soils analysis since your "road" is underground, a mechanical engineer to design the hidden entrances and exits, an electrical engineer to design the remote, and a structural engineer to design the facility, and a hydraulic/hydrologic engineer to make sure it all drains properly. You might even have to cross over to "the dark side" and hire an architect to make things less functional and "pretty".... and, of course, a contractor to build it all.... and maybe a few servants for the Subway.

That's a pretty big project. ;)

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Re: Hey nostalgiascape....

Post by Nostalgiascape » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:06 pm

No project to big for Jadewik. Oh yeah, we're gonna need a fueling station down there. :D
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Re: Hey nostalgiascape....

Post by HalloweenDot » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:37 am

Sounds like you need to talk to the Dark Knight's designers. ;-)
Nostalgiascape wrote:Okay Jadewik so here's the deal. I want a secret underground roadway with remote control hidden entrances and exits. Yeah, see. And I want A small Subway resteraunt built under there, just for me. And they must never run out of meatballs. :D
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