Neighbors Who Already Have Their Halloween Decorations Up

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Neighbors Who Already Have Their Halloween Decorations Up

Post by iHaunt » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:19 pm

Are they talking about us?

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Post by Miss Monster » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:28 pm

"Your paper mache tarantula is an act of suburban aggression"
that is hilarious. I once had a neighbor that detested halloween, and forbid her children from celebrating. she didn't stay more than a year thankfully, and I like to think I had a lot to do with it :)
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Post by Spookymufu » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:11 pm

I hope that article was written tongue-in-cheek
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Post by MacPhantom » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:51 pm

I have one thing to say to Mr. Jeremy Greenberg: F*CK YOU with bells on. I wish he was my neighbor, because my graveyard is more than an act of aggression. It is a big, fat, wagging, blood-covered middle finger in the face of morons like him who order vanilla ice cream in a cup and call it an adventure.

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Post by Miss Monster » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:53 pm

cheers to that Mac!
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Post by SpookyBlackKat » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:55 pm

LOL! Amen!
Being in a new house this year, I've been worried about our neighbors and thier spirit. After I put some stuff up a couple neighbors came out of thier shell with scarecrows and flags, etc. I went out of my way to tell them how much I enjoyed thier decorations. As soon as I went inside the house, the man across the street put up a whole box of stuff! I think he's trying to start a decor war with me! It looks like I may get off lucky in this neighborhood. I dont know of anyone that's such a stick in the mud on my street but I'm never surprised anymore. I'm sorry anyone has to deal with those kind of attitudes.
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Post by Castle » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:34 am

We never would decorate much at my house, I'd just go out with my buds and my mom would hand out candy. But out neighbors went all out. Massive spiders, little cathedrals with skeletons hanging off the roof, graveyards, ghosts hanging from tree limbs, etc. I was pretty jealous.
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Post by Shadow_of_the_31st » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:58 pm

Ah hes just jealous that he doesnt have a nice scary yard for halloween that he can set up early for the whole neighborhood to applaud, I say we should help him out by getting together and finding the scariest most gruesome and gory props and decorations, then sneaking into his yard and setting it up to be a lot better than "pop-up draculas," and then ... maybe then, he will see halloween guy as not such a nuisance, but more as a partner in scaring the hell out of children. ...

OR we could sneek into his yard and have a WILD TP PARTY!!! Whos With Me?
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Post by Miss Monster » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:00 pm

I'm always on board for mindlessly vandalizing peoples property, especially if they are friends of mine. that makes it way more fun
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Re: Neighbors Who Already Have Their Halloween Decorations U

Post by Corvus Kulde » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:48 am

MacPhantom wrote:I have one thing to say to Mr. Jeremy Greenberg: F*CK YOU with bells on. I wish he was my neighbor, because my graveyard is more than an act of aggression. It is a big, fat, wagging, blood-covered middle finger in the face of morons like him who order vanilla ice cream in a cup and call it an adventure.
:lol: Thanks for that. I have luaghed more on this forum in a few days than real life provides in months. They do say that people who order vanilla ice cream are considered to be adventurous. I don't get it but...
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