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Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:32 pm
by iHaunt
Well, I hope every one is gonna put Santa's head a chopping block and/or hang him from the highest limb! hehehehehe
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:33 pm
by adrian
any one watch squidbillies? that show has a WILD christmas episode!!
"that one was rare...."
"taste like medium rare neow..."
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:33 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
Don't get me wrong, folks. All though Halloween is my favorite holiday hands down, I do love Christmas. My main thing is for me, Christmas is about TRADITION. My grand nieces and nephews LOVE my Christmas tree trimming party, because it turns them on to the beloved TRADITION that rued the day back when I was a kid. I have an Advent Wreath on my dinner table, and the smell of freshly cut pine permiates the whole house. That's what Christmas is to me. TRADITION. And, I also believe in the concept of giving is better then receiving. In fact, if I could get all of my brothers and sisters to embrace true family Christmas TRADITION, I woudl gladly give up getting any presents at all.
Mike
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:34 pm
by MacPhantom
Santa's magical. If you chop off his head, he only grows a new one.
You have to cut off his beard and burn it if you want to finish him for good.
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:36 pm
by adrian
but i love santa
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:37 pm
by MacPhantom
adrian wrote:but i love santa
Then do not, repeat, do NOT chop off his beard.
DO leave him milk and cookies. Or egg nog and cookies.
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:38 pm
by Spookymufu
Christmas is my wifes holiday, so we shell out a gang of money for Halloween and Christmas....
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:39 pm
by MacPhantom
Poor Spooky.
Literally.
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:40 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
My late brother passionately loved Christmas. It was his favorite season and day of the year. He was aslo a staunch TRADITIONALIST when it came to Christmas.
Mike
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:40 pm
by Spookymufu
Literally.
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:42 pm
by adrian
so chop it off or no?..... this is too much... i'm calling santa now!!!
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:06 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
They should NEVER give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elvs.
Mike
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:59 pm
by MacPhantom
A sleigh is not a motor vehicle, so no license is needed. However, the cops can probably bust his big red arse for about 20 million counts of B&E.
Alright, Adrian. Listen very carefully. Do NOT cut off Santa's beard. Unless you want to kill him. In which case, DO cut it off. And burn it. But only if you don't want presents. Otherwise DO NOT cut it off. Unless you are afraid he will come down your chimbly and kill you. If you are, DO NOT leave it; cut it off. Unless you are a mental patient. Under which circumstances, you should just sit quietly until the men in white coats come to take you away. Which is really not that bad of an experience. They give you three meals a day, a nice sanitized bed to sleep in, and even allow you a bit of internet time every day. I use mine to visit with you nice folks.
And to warn you about Santa.
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:09 am
by adrian
whew... that's good to hear... so DON'T chop off his beard... its that D*mn DOKKEN band i'm tryin to get rid of
Re: How much do you like Christmas?
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:46 pm
by Andybev01
MacPhantom wrote:Santa's magical. If you chop off his head, he only grows a new one.
You have to cut off his beard and burn it if you want to finish him for good.
What happens if you hold his head under water?
